I Hate Being Human Village Witch | Fantasy Sticker

A witchy bookish sticker for anyone who feels like they were born in the wrong century.

Featuring a dramatic goose in a pink witch hat and cape, carrying a little “minority report here” case, this sticker is full of cosy witchy chaos. With the quote “I Hate Being Human, I Should’ve Been A Village Witch 300 Years Ago,” it is perfect for readers who love magic, cottagecore, fantasy and slightly dramatic life choices. Finished with a textured glitter overlay for extra sparkle.

Product Details
• Approx size: 5.02 cm x 7 cm
• Textured glitter overlay
• Perfect for Kindle cases, laptops, journals, notebooks and book carts
• Witchy goose design

Why You’ll Love It
• Perfect for witchy readers
• Funny, dramatic and cosy
• Great for fantasy and magical girl vibes
• Sparkly textured finish adds a magical touch

Important Information
• Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings