{"product_id":"i-hate-being-human-village-witch-fantasy-sticker","title":"I Hate Being Human Village Witch | Fantasy Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA witchy bookish sticker for anyone who feels like they were born in the wrong century.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a dramatic goose in a pink witch hat and cape, carrying a little “minority report here” case, this sticker is full of cosy witchy chaos. With the quote “I Hate Being Human, I Should’ve Been A Village Witch 300 Years Ago,” it is perfect for readers who love magic, cottagecore, fantasy and slightly dramatic life choices. Finished with a textured glitter overlay for extra sparkle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Approx size: 5.02 cm x 7 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Textured glitter overlay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for Kindle cases, laptops, journals, notebooks and book carts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Witchy goose design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for witchy readers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny, dramatic and cosy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Great for fantasy and magical girl vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Sparkly textured finish adds a magical touch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImportant Information\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Paper Rituals","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58116714365192,"sku":null,"price":2.3,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/5421\/5944\/files\/490_02b86bcd-b16d-4d46-9e0a-23dd170425bd.png?v=1782816355","url":"https:\/\/paperrituals.co.uk\/products\/i-hate-being-human-village-witch-fantasy-sticker","provider":"Paper Rituals ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}